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How to do a rain dance.

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How to do a rain dance

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Wednesday night is Rain dance night

Want to know how to do a Rain dance for the Ashes? This site gives a step by step guide using a combination of steps and chants from traditional Arapaho, apache and sioux indians. Mixed with a few modern steps developed after a night of 14 pints of lager and a kebab, this looks like being a sure fire way of bringing the Ashes home.

More than a rain dance

As well as doing the rain dance on Wednesday night we also have these little tips.

Wash and polish your car on Wednesday night.
Take the hard top of the car on Thursday morning.
Pay for your wife to get her hair permed then give her some shopping money.
Invite the lads round for an all day Barbie.
Book a round of golf
Decorate the outside of the house
Do the weekly wash on Wednesday night, then hang it out in the morning.
Leave the skylights open to let a bit of fresh air in.

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